Whitsunday Islands

Now this is the vacation that I was imagining. Airlie Beach is the gateway town to the Whitsundays and it's an actual tourist town with (wait for it) decent places to eat and shops that (gasp) stay open after dark. Imagine that. If you want to see Australia's tropical destinations START HERE. And if you can afford it, stay on Daydream Island:
More pics here for Whitsundays and Port Douglas.

We did snorkeling the first day; Kane got too sick to hop back in the water at the 2^nd stop near Hook Island (the prescription pills and pressure point bracelets seemed to not help much, though at least he didn't throw up). I'm still not sure why we keep coming back to the ocean for activities when neither one of us can handle it. It's actually funny; we end up on a boat or ferry and just look at each other and say, “What the hell are we doing?” But really, it's hard to avoid if you really want to see what the country has to offer; the Great Barrier Reef is pretty famous. And we got to see our first bit of it snorkeling around on Wednesday. Neat coral formations, pretty fish; pretty much what you see on tv but with murkier waters and less brilliant colors. It was very cool though.

The 2^nd location they took us to had no coral (or it was way deeper than you could see) but a whole lot of pretty fish that fluttered all around us as people from the boat threw in nibbles. Kane spent this half hour hovering near the edge of the boat trying to contain urges to vomit, but I spent it in the water following around a fish about half my size and trying to stay out from directly under and/or down current from Kane. Poor Kane. That was a bad idea for us.

The next day though, we went on a tour more suited to our style. And I use the word “tour” loosely since it wasn't really a tour as much as ferry rides to two islands and a boring guide to optionally follow around while on the islands. There was all sorts of stuff to do on these paradise islands but they all cost money so we sat by the pool, read our books, took alternating naps, and dipped our feet in the hot tub. That's what I'm talking about. We saw a wallaby on each island and a bunch of birds in the trees and begging for food.

The one island (Daydream, go there) has a man made, ocean fed lagoon where they have brought in coral reef, fish, stingrays, and sharks to hang out. It's like a little underwater zoo where the animals are as pampered as the guests. So cool. And, I'm not sure what their summers are like but the winter that we have experienced these three days has been sunny, about 80-85 Fahrenheit with a slight breeze. Sounds terrible, doesn't it? Why the HELL did we move to Melbourne?

Road Trip Pictures

Since uploading pictures takes a good internet connection and a bit of time, it's a bit difficult to get the pics up as we go. But, do not fret, I have been taking plenty and filing and labeling them ready for Picasa albums to be uploaded at the first opportunity. That day has finally come, thanks to wireless internet at Cairns YHA. Please see my Picasa site to peruse the new albums, or see the links below for the individual albums.

Sydney pics from June 10-13

Sydney to Brisbane pics including all stops in between: Terrigal, Newcastle, Byron Bay, Gold Coast and Brisbane from June 13-19

Australia Zoo pics from June 19

Fraser Island pics from June 20-21

Enjoy!

What Engineers Do on the Beach

Construction Constraints:

1. Kane must not be required to move the location of his buttocks. The initial location of the placement of his posterior shall remain constant through design, documentation, and construction.
2. Angie shall not be required, at any time, to put her feet in the water. Only minimal contact between the lake and her hands shall be permitted to occur.
3. Construction shall begin promptly at 1:30pm and end at or before 2:20pm the same day so that we don't miss our bus ride away from the lake.
4. The construction method is to be “design/build” such that building commences before design is finished to use time most efficiently.
5. Hands and feet are to be the only tools used for construction.

Design Constraints:

1. Two engineers are the only ones available for design of this structure therefore it will most likely be relatively devoid of any architectural worth.
2. Sand and water are the only materials to be used.
3. The general description of the structure(s) must fall into the category of “silica fortress”, more commonly known as a “sand castle”.
4. No parapets are to be used since everyone knows they are ugly and inherently unstable.
5. No documentation shall be required since no forethought need be put into any of the design decisions.

The final product of 45 minutes of harvesting sand and dripping sandy blobs into little piles:

Ok, so maybe regular engineers just sit and enjoy the beach like normal people. Maybe they even get in for a swim even though the weather isn't quite warm enough and the water is too cold. Maybe they don't hate sand in their shoes and pockets and don't sort of wish that someone would build a concrete patio with some deck chairs to sit on.

I don't think Kane and I should be allowed to go to the beach, we're just too ungrateful. But, at least we occupied our hands and minds with more familiar activities, however unconventional. (Lake Mackenzie, Fraser Island, Saturday June 20)

Fraser Island

Friday, after exploring the Australia Zoo, we continued our drive up to Hervey Bay. Hervey Bay itself is nothing special, but it is the closest town to Fraser Island, the world's largest sand island. We booked a four wheel drive bus tour to take us around the island back in the beginning of May and, to be honest, I sort of forgot what the tour was all about. But we were reacquainted with it this weekend.

Our tour began with a pickup from our hostel at 7:45am on Saturday. They drove us to the ferry terminal where we ferried over to the island (about a half hour trip) and then got on 4WD bus which drove us across the island to the resort where we would be staying the night (resort is a kind word, more like motel with dining hall). We picked up a few passengers there then proceeded to spend the rest of the day at two fresh water lakes and taking a walk through the only sub-tropical rainforest growing in sand in the whole world. I realize there are a lot of qualifiers there, but the place was still neat. The freshwater lakes were very nice – one more so than the other we thought – but it was a bit too cold for swimming. The outside temperature was probably in the mid 70's with a bit of a breeze and the water was also around 74 or so degrees (Fahrenheit). So no swimming for us, but other people did.

We had buffet lunch and dinner at the resort that day and then spent the night watching a dumb movie called In Good Company in our room since there isn't much to do on the island at night. Sunday morning we left at 8am after a buffet breakfast and headed up the coast about 50 miles to see a number of sights along the way including a rusted old shipwreck (highlight for me), a big rock outcropping with excellent views of the island, some naturally formed pools of water just next to the ocean, and a fresh water creek that you can walk up (but it was too cold of water for me – about 67 Fahrenheit).
The pace was a bit slow for us, but that's because they tend to give you a lot of time at the waterside where Kane and I tend to get bored (we're not beach people, sorry). But we had fun and I think the tour was a great way to see the island since we really wouldn't have known what we were doing if we had rented our own 4WD vehicle. And we got to see a wild dingo as we were driving back to the ferry home! The island is famous for their dingos since they're one of the purest breeds in existence because their genes have not been altered by interbreeding with other dogs (they're isolated on the island).

Now we're off to the Whitsunday Islands to get our first taste of the Great Barrier Reef!

Brisbane

We arrived in Brisbane Wednesday* night after a nice drive through the Gold Coast from Byron Bay. Brisbane is the third largest city in Australia (approx 2 million) and is located just about midway up the east coast of the country at the south end of a state called Queensland. Queensland is home of the Great Barrier Reef and pretty much all of the deadliest things you hear about in Australia including, but not limited to spiders, snakes, sharks, jellyfish, etc. Queensland has a tropical/subtropical climate which supposedly means that I won't be cold anymore on this trip. The wet, humid, hot season is their summertime (December – February) and the winter is supposed to be more temperate.

Brisbane is a nice city reminiscent of Melbourne. My initial thought was that it's really just a toned down version of Melbourne: bigger city but still not bursting with activity like Sydney, a nice downtown, a river running through, not really any big attractions to see. We spent Wednesday night walking around the part of downtown that was still open and then watching Xmen 2 in our room (don't hate - we do what we want on our vacation!). We turned in for the night just after realizing that we left our towels at the Byron Bay hostel. Oops.

Thursday we had all day in Brisbane which we used to mostly just walk around and see the city. Like I said before, there aren't really any huge attractions in Brisbane (one of the reasons you probably haven't heard of it if you reside in the US of A) but it's a nice place. We went to the museum in city hall (which sort of sucked), bought new towels downtown, took a nice walk through South Bank (cute with shops, cafes, and an awesome man-made beach that must be totally jam packed when it's not under construction), and then continued up through their botanical gardens, which are nice and populated with possums who are only mildly scared of people.

We had an excellent lunch at a place Kane picked out then took the City Cat – public transport system on the river that runs through the city, very cool – back the center of downtown and walked back to our hostel. We finished the night by driving around – there wasn't hardly any traffic! - and having dinner at a truly excellent Turkish restaurant in the West End. I think Brisbane would be a really nice city to live in: good climate (though I suspect it's a bit muggy in the summer), nice size, general good feel to it.

We took Friday morning to explore one of the many wildlife parks in the area. I wanted to go to one with the largest koala breeding programs in Australia, but Kane wanted to see the Australia Zoo – the (previous) home of Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter. So we did what Kane wanted (for once) and drove up to the infamous park. This was by far the best zoo I've ever seen. The animal habitats were stunning and the entire place was in excellent order. We had a great time seeing the crocs, patting the roos, and taking pics of the elephants, echidnas, and everybody else. I did feel a bit Jurassic Park-esque with the double fences around the croc areas and the awesome warning signs:
Seriously though, seeing all the Steve Irwin tribute memorabilia made me a bit sad – I feel like his death was a real loss to the world, and to his cute family. At least his dream lives on – those crocks are huge! P.S. - pics will be added to Picasa soon.

*Ok so I'm way behind on the blogging. I apologize. It's been a bit hard to find good internet, especially at reasonable prices. And these entries take some finesse people!

Sydney to Brisbane

Last Saturday we left Sydney and started making our way to Brisbane, where we arrived Wednesday night. Even though we are enjoying ourselves, I have to say that there's not a whole lot to do between Sydney and Brisbane and even though Brisbane is Australia's 3^rd largest city, not a whole lot there either. Here's a bit of a play by play of our stops along the way:

Terrigal (like terrible but with a "G")

Saturday we hurried up to Terrigal from Sydney to meet up with our friend Janna who also happens to be a travel agent at Flight Centre. As mentioned before, she helped us book our rental car in Europe and we needed to be there to sign the paperwork at 11am. She even went into work on her day off to help us finish the reservation! In addition, of course, to having us as guests in her home that night. She actually lives with her boyfriend Dom (we met them when we were traveling in Thailand – we bonded over car sickness; they also stayed with us for a night in Melbourne a few months ago) in Dom's parents' sweet house. Terrigal reminds me of a small San Luis Obispo – it's a little beach town with a nice feel to it and a cute little strip of cafes by the water. Of course if Janna hadn't been there we would have never stopped to see it, but it was a great respite for a day.

Newcastle

Sunday we made our way up to “Newy”, home of the infamous Silverchair (dreamy sigh). And apparently they still live there on and off, which I find commendable. Aside from the “Silverchair Plays Home Town” poster that greeted us in the lobby of our hostel, we saw no evidence of their presence at all, which I found somewhat disappointing*. We spent Monday, a beautiful sunny day, wandering on the jetty and around Fort Scratchley – where cannons were fired at a Japanese submarine during WWII - and peeking into the cute boutiques on the main drag, Darby Street. We also had a wander through the free animal sanctuary a bit outside of town - very nice!

Byron Bay

We only spent one night in this sleepy little village since we spent all of Tuesday driving from Newy (approx 8 hours/450 miles), but we did manage to hike out to the lighthouse on the peninsula on Wednesday morning - the most easterly point on the continent! This is a total surfer town that isn't particularly exciting if you don't enjoy beach activities (yep we're lame). Cafes and long haired hippies abound, but Wednesday afternoon we were off to Brisbane.

Gold Coast – Surfer's Paradise

The Gold Coast is a strip of little surf towns turned tourist havens where development has not been restricted resulting in strings of huge resorts, condos, casinos and the like. People compare it to Vegas but I didn't think it was anywhere near on par with Sin City herself. We drove through the towns and stopped in the hub of Surfer's Paradise which seemed to me more like a poor man's Waikiki beach. It's made entirely for tourists and caters most famously to spring break-esque gallivanting and debauchery for teenagers. Needless to say it probably isn't really our type of place, but in the day I found it to be rather nice. Shops and restaurants line the streets interspersed with tacky high rise apartments and hotels. Everything is over the top and has a sort of vomit-recently-cleaned-from-the-sidewalk feel to it, but I found it to be kind of fun. At least there were people there and things to do. I think it could be good if you know what to expect. It did prompt us to be as cheesy as possible and eat and the ridiculously overpriced (and over-rated) Hard Rock Cafe. At least they play music videos to groove to while you eat.

And from SP we continued on to Brisbane, a proper city (finally)...to be continued. (Posting from crappy internet connection in Hervey Bay and hence not able to keep up with posting photos or info as much as I'd like, but, I take what I can get!)

*Yes I did sort of hope for a Silverchair museum or memorabilia center or free poster or something. And let's face it, I did hope that maybe we would see the guys having a casual coffee in our local cafe and give him a high five. Not all dreams come true...sniffle...

Sydney

Our glorious return to Sydney...wasn't exactly glorious. Sydney is a truly great city - I would honestly say one of the best that I've ever seen. I would happily return again and spend time exclusively here, and I hope that someday we do.

We ended up spending a lot of time outside of Sydney with Kelvin and Yan Shih, which was good, and even more time trying to get our car rental for Europe sorted, which was not as good but certainly necessary. We made the mistake of waiting too long to rent the Europe car, and have been pestering our friend Janna, who is a travel agent near Sydney, to help us. And, alas, another friend with a tiny halo over her head, she got it all sorted and we signed the paperwork and paid all our money and now have a car in Europe.

But, it was at the expense of seeing a lot of Sydney. We did the show at the opera house the first night (see previous entry), then spent most of the second day looking up info about the Europe car and securing accommodation in the city (since we decided it would be better for us to actually see some of Sydney from a more central location than Kelvin and Yan Shih's house). The second night we walked back to the opera house to take some night pics of the neat patterns of light they project onto the structure which are really neat. See?:Our second day we finally secured the booking of the car over the phone with Janna and then went to lunch in the city with Kelvin. We made it to the museum near Hyde Park (which was ok) and then wandered over to Darling Harbour for a snack before heading out to the suburbs (in heavy traffic) to hang out with Kelvin and Yan Shih again for our last night.

We had to leave early Saturday to get to Janna's office before noon to sign Europe car paperwork. And now it's finally done! We've been hanging out with Janna for a day in a town called Terrigal north of Sydney and later today (Sunday) leave for Newcastle.

Reggie Watts

On Wednesday, the day we arrived in Sydney, we had bought tickets to see Reggie Watts at the Opera House with Kelvin and Yan Shih. Kelvin and Kane went to high school together and we stayed with them once upon a time when we first arrived in this land. We saw Reggie on Good News Week (Australian show previously mentioned many times) - see video below for a sample since it's hard to describe what exactly he does. When we first saw him on tv, we looked him up and found that he was playing in one of the smaller theaters in the opera house on the first day we were there!



His show was very strange. His main show included music sort of like beat boxing but often with piano also; he had an amazing voice and made really interesting little songs. I found the whole show to be hilarious and awesome but definitely very odd. His whole routine was a mix of a type of stand up comedy yet-to-be-invented and performing neat digital-style songs like in the video. The comedy was really just him talking, often in changing accents, completely nonsensically. He talks like he's giving a lecture on something important, using big words, etc, but he's just rambling about nothing. And occasionally he throws in an awesome phrase like, "kangaroos are one of the few animals that look like they should be wearing hats", which cracked me the heck up. Overall, I rated it very highly and would recommend him to anyone who likes weird stuff.

Canberra

First stop: Canberra, ACT. Canberra is the capital of Australia, located in the Australian Capital Territory which is a little patch of land between Melbourne and Sydney. After about a 7 hour drive on Monday, we arrived in chilly Canberra and found our YHA with relative ease thanks to our borrowed GPS (good call Alana).

We only had one full day there even though we spent two nights (we had to drive Monday and Wednesday). So Tuesday was our Canberra day and we had a great time: pictures are here. For those of you who haven't been to Australia, Canberra is typically the brunt of many jokes and settles many Melbourne versus Sydney arguments with sentiments such as: "well, at least we're not from Canberra". It's a small-ish city (population circa 350,000), compared to the monstrosities that straddle it, but it certainly has the population to sustain a decent community.

The other thing Canberra is know for is that it was a “planned city”. And I don't mean that in the sense that most modern cities are planned by city planners, I mean that they had a design competition in 1913 for the layout of the city, and an American dude named Walter Burley Griffin won. So, basically, the layout of the city was done by an architect. You may think, oh, that's good, he's probably competent and reasonable. But you forget, with all due respect, architects are artists. And as we traversed the concentric circles that meander around the town, we realized that the whole place would look really neat from a helicopter, but looks like a huge garble of shit from the passenger seat. Pardon my language, but cussing really is necessary in Canberra.

The place is a navigational nightmare. The layout is so schizophrenic that I would often not know which direction we were facing, much less where we came from or where the hell we were going. Dad, you would have exploded immediately. I'm good with directions and I'm a good navigator and I had three maps, a guidebook and a GPS unit on hand and we still missed exits, circumvented overpasses, and got lost in round-abouts pretty much continually any time the car was moving. It makes you realize that it's not so important that a city is planned as who does the damn planning. Mr. Burley Griffin may have been a great architect, and indeed possibly a really cool dude, but it is my humble opinion that he should have stayed the hell away from city planning.

All that being said, the city itself is quite beautiful. There are plenty of sights to see, lots of cafes and shopping, and all the tourist venues are free! If you can keep calm enough to complete the drive to the other side of the city, the things that await you are worth the trip. Like I said, we were only there one day, so we had to choose our venues carefully. We decided to hit up the National Museum of Australia, the War Memorial, and the Parliament (Capital Building). They are all three in different areas of the city, and though they are not technically very far from each other, it would be either a really long walk or an insane, round-about, loop-de-loop, wrong-turn, where-are-we-going, I-hate-this-map, this-town-is-completely-useless, Walter-Burley-Griffin's-a-moron sort of drive from one to the next. We opted for the ridiculous, poorly signed driving and eventually made it to all three.

The museum was awesome (above). I don't know what the stuff was in it, but the displays were pretty, the building was beautiful, and everything was very photogenic. That's all I really want: to wander around in a beautiful, warm building with colorful things to look at. I won't deny that I'm just a large child. With a camera. The war memorial (below) was also really cool, though not as visually appealing in my opinion. We happened to walk in just as a 90 minute (free) tour was starting and, even though we were hungry, joined anyway. The tour made the place a whole lot better because it's a lot easier for me to listen to things than to read them. Our guide told us all sorts of tid-bits that made the place really interesting. War is a terrible thing, but it's also amazing to learn about.

Our third stop was the Parliament building (above) right in the center of town. It's a quite famous building and it is pretty impressive. We stood in awe, we took some pictures, and we left. Definitely not the highlight, but it needed to be done. Forty five minutes was plenty, next please!

Canberra was definitely a place where we agreed we could spend more time. There are parks surrounding the city that have hiking trails and a zoo that would have been fun to see. Also, I could have easily spent an entire day in both the museum and the war memorial. Heck, I could go back tomorrow. And I'm sure there are plenty of other smaller attractions on offer that we didn't even blink an eye at. If we're ever back this way again, we'll surely stop into old Canberra; definitely a place I thought was worth seeing in this gigantic country.

P.S. We stopped for lunch outside Canberra on Wednesday and were greeted by this Giant Sheep! Australia has a bit of a problem with giant sculptures of things, and we were happy to have finally found one. So happy, in fact, that I bought a magnet.

On the Road Again

I'll admit it - I didn't warm up to this road trip right away. I know, what a spoiled brat, don't even appreciate the massive vacation that I get to take. But our lifestyle for the week prior to leaving was so plush and awesome, I didn't really want to leave. Here are my reasons:

Wanting to stay: Living with friends - rent free and not working - in a nice, warm house with tv, video games, and internet. Is there really anything else I ever want? Yes, I suppose there probably is, but those items can sustain me for a long time. We hadn't been with Marc and Alana long enough for any of us to be annoyed with each other (at least not that I'm aware of) and we were still in this "honeymoon" phase of being around each other all the time that includes having fun, eating dinner together, and lots of laughing. It was great. And, Kane and I had enough errands to run for the impending move/trip that our days were still occupied but not hectic. It can't go on forever like that, but it was really great while it lasted.

Not wanting to leave: We're in the south of Australia and it's now officially winter. It's cold. When you're traveling, unlike when your safely locked away in your friends' toasty home all day, you must be outside at least some of the time. I was not looking forward to this, and, honestly, it's been quite a shock. And while I love hostels (cheap, clean, don't mind sharing bathrooms and kitchens), they just aren't home, as you might imagine. And so, it's taking me a couple days to warm up (possibly literally) to the idea of being on the road again. But warming up I am.

Our first day was a seven hour drive from Melbourne to Canberra on a cloudy, wet day. And it was a public holiday so almost nothing was open upon our arrival. But today rejuvenated me and, except for the cold, reminded me why we came in the first place. Being immersed in different places with strange people is totally worth all the crap you go through to be out in the world. And so we're on the road again, getting used to the lifestyle, rusty as we may be. Thank goodness it's only supposed to get warmer from here on out...

Next up, comments on our visit to Australia's capital: Canberra.

Roomies

We moved into Marc and Alana's place on Wednesday. We piled our somehow massive amount of stuff* into their hallway and settled into our designated futon in our own sweet bedroom with bathroom (excellent). We plugged in our computers (there are now six computers in the living room, a feature that makes Kane, Marc, and me all so proud) and are happily eating Malana food, showering in Malana water, and powering our gadgets with Malana electricity.

I'm not sure about them, but I'm having an excellent time. It's great to have fun room mates, especially when you're not around long enough to get sick of each other! We buy them dinner and they let us take their master bedroom, use all their crap, and generally crowd their house way too much. We certainly got the better end of this bargain.

This week Kane and I have been mostly fussing online (emails, travel stuff, general screwing around), running errands (close this bank account but open this one, redirect mail, dentist, etc) and sorting our crap. We've been going out to nice dinners and basically doing stuff that's not work.

Last night we finally cemented our friendship by attending a cheesy theater restaurant show that we've been meaning to do for months: Witches in Britches**. The place was decked out like a sale at Spirit Halloween store*** and featured a mediocre-to-bad diner-style dinner, a ridiculously silly show loosely based on witches but more focused on crude jokes and less-than-talented renditions of contemporary pop songs. Just writing about it fills my nostrils with the scent of fog machine. The silver lining? A) It was so bad it was good, and B) the tickets were half price. An excellent way to spend a Friday night, for sure.

Here's the best self-taken picture ever, from our Witches in Britches adventure:

*How we amassed this amount of stuff is beyond me. We had a furnished apartment for goodness sake! I am aware that my bag of bags isn't helping, I do know that...(but what if we need more bags?)
**More commonly known amongst the four of us as Witches 'N Bitches. It's only two letters away, they had to see it coming.
***Do you see those rad Star Trek costumes on their web page? I gotta get me one of those. I want one with pants though - no stupid mini skirt!

The Move

It's almost like our plans are unfolding without any effort at all. Not to say that it's not difficult to leave our work and our friends, move out of our place, ship stuff home, and get rid of everything we own save what can fit in our backpacks. No, that's actually always more difficult than it seems. But the process of beginning this big trip is just sort of happening; we have things to do and we get them done and in the end that seems to lead us to the places we decided long ago we wanted to see.

Right now our house is half packed and half cleaned. We have one more day to finish these items and then we will be living full time at Marc and Alana's house (imagine tiny halos over their names) until next Monday. Sunday we pick up our Hertz rental car and we're off on our 2500 mile road trip to Cairns in north Australia. Note: moving out of a furnished apartment is significantly more simple than moving out of one filled to the brim with your own crap. Good foresight, us.

Today was actually a bit of a milestone: we finally bought plane tickets to Germany. Up until now it's been purely speculation that this trip will actually occur. But now, we have paid someone in advance to take us there. See you soon Jon!

As a side note from home: Can we all keep my aunt in our thoughts as she goes into surgery/begins recovery later this week - love you Annie! Also, if everyone in the Bay Area could just take a sec and fan out to find my mom's car (my old Explorer) that was stolen last week, that would be great.